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GENRE – Humor/Parody

CHARACTERS – Bella and Edward

SUMMARY – AU. OOC. In Phoenix Bella’s friends were all the most notorious guys in the school and together all the teachers feared them. Moving to Forks brings chaos to the sleepy little town, but a golden-eyed boy won’t stop pestering our favorite tomboy! Not for Jacob haters or Edward lovers.

A/N: I came up with this idea from listening to the TwilightSource DVD commentary. It was either Laura or Elysa that said, “If a guy like that talked to me I’d be freaked out.” Then I think it was Andrew who said, “If I had to sit by a guy like that I’d be like, ‘I’m supposed to sit by this guy?’” I had to make Bella a tomboy so she’d be unfazed by his Greek god-ness.

Oh, and Bella is majorly OOC. She cares about material possessions and knows cars very well. And she’s not a slut, as some (and most) say.